Total Medals Earned: 824 (From 125 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,665 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (35/195 points)
Half Of All Elements Discovered
7 Mortal Sins
Nuclear Bomb Discovered
All Element Discovered
All Elements Discovered With No Hints (actually, you can ONE hint)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (10/190 points)
Complete the first 5 levels
Complete 10 levels
Complete 15 levels
Complete all 20 levels
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)
Checking out the game.
Reaching area 5
Reaching area 15
Reaching level 10
Playing the game for 10 minutes.
Reaching area 20
Playing the game for 20 minutes
Playing the game for 30 minutes.
Medals Earned: 10/12 (80/115 points)
Fall to the world below.
Collect 10 endurance fruits.
Kill 5 creatures.
Touch 100 flowers.
Kill 20 creatures.
Touch 300 flowers.
Max out your endurance bar.
Collect 11 gems.
Medals Earned: 7/9 (160/360 points)
Your very first bronze!
Your very first gold!
Your very first silver!
Complete day area!
Complete sunset area!
Collect all bronzes!
Complete night area!
Collect all golds!
Collect all silvers!
Medals Earned: 2/12 (35/355 points)
Win the race on Normal
Graciously lose the race
Find the hidden announcers
Make the race last 10 minutes
Score 2000 points on Hardcore Survival
Score 4000 points on Abnormal Survival
Win the race on Abnormal
Win the race on Hardcore
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 12/18 (155/385 points)
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Get to the party!
Well, at least now you fit into
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Lose in every way possible.
Medals Earned: 6/10 (65/265 points)
Publish 2 Micro Games
Complete the Tutorial
Publish a game with 600 quality
Move to Vancouver
Move to Montreal
Sell 5 million copies of a game
Publish a game with 6000 quality
Win all the Awards in a year
Medals Earned: 3/5 (150/300 points)
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat level two!
Beat level one.
Beat the game!
Get all the in-game achievements!